Mr.Al's Blog

There aren’t any good Venezuelan restaurants inside the MDC Brooklyn where Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his lawyer wife, Cilia Flores are locked up. I feel really bad for them. They’re used to the high life. They used to be very cosmopolitan. Now they’re in a place packed with lowlifes.                 Poor Nicolas Maduro. Poor Cilia Flores. I mean where are they going to get a good arepa? Those cornmeal pockets stuffed with meat are to die for. No pabellon criollo

SPECIAL REPORT: Mr. Al is bringing you this special report from the men’s room of a bar somewhere in Caracas, Venezuela.                 I am performing my monthly testicular self-exam and I’ve got to say my balls feel really good today. They’re producing lots of testosterone. That’s why I’m renaming them Donald and JD. I also hope Donald and JD (the real Donald and JD) in other words not my testicles know what that they’re doing with Venezuela.                

Mr. Al’s pick for 2026 Woman of the Year is Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar. Hey, the new year is just upon us. But Ilhan is doing such a great job, I’m going to give her the award early.                 You know how you spell commitment. H-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y. Keep up the good work Ilhan. Minnesota loves you. And I do too. Did you know that the state bird of Minnesota is the mosquito. Maybe the people of Minnesota suffer from some yet to be discovered mosquito borne dise

Welcome to Mr. Al’s first annual year ender bender. This a roundup of all the unimportant events of 2025. Kind of like an awards ceremony for the inconsequential.             Mr. Al’s Transgender Person of the Year is Sarah McBride. Sara with an "H" at the end of her name. formerly known as Tim, is congresswoman for the State of Delaware. God Delaware, home of the most famous Delawarean ever, Joe Biden, is such a great state.             Conservatives feel free to

Beware: What follows is a story about family, football and CeeDee Lamb's teeth. It’s Thanksgiving and we’re watching the Dallas Cowboys play the Kansas City Chiefs. It’s a great football game.                 My wife, Brenda, has made her famous arroz and gandules. Her grown son, Raydel, has turned the green beans into a culinary delight. The turkey is moist. Everything is perfect.                 The game is in the fourth quarter when the camera man captures a closeup