Mr.Al's Blog

It’s Thanksgiving and we’re watching the Dallas Cowboys play the Kansas City Chiefs. It’s a great football game.                 My wife, Brenda, has made her famous arroz and gandules. Her grown son, Raydel, has turned the green beans into a culinary delight. The turkey is moist. Everything is perfect.                 The game is in the fourth quarter when the camera man captures a closeup of Dallas wide receiver CeeDee Lamb’s teeth. CeeDee has amazing toofers.              

Attention Readers: What follows is a work of satire. Well, it’s official. Hollyweird’s most unlikely couple have called it quits.             Yup. Actor Timothee Chalamet and reality star Kylie Jenner are yesterday-ville. You know it’s true, because I read it on my cell phone.             Knowing this was the perfect opportunity to make my move, I fired off an email to Kylie today. So what, if she’s 40 years younger than me and I’m married. It blew my mind when she emaile

P Diddy coming at you. How ya’ll doing ?  I’m here at the Institute of Federal Correction at Fort Dicks. I mean Fort Dix, New Jersey. Man, what a place.                 The accommodations are not up to my usual standards. No kiddie pool filled with baby oil. Lots of concrete, steel doors, steel bars and razor wire.                 If you have to get ahold of me, I have a new number. It’s 37452-054. That’s my inmate number.                 Man, what you all getting all freaked

Howdy folks, this is Will Rogers. Yeah, the Will Rogers.                 I speak now to the GREAT NORMAL MAJORITY . Now I know many of...

You would think, boys are boys and girls are girls. And rightly so. I understand the whole psychological thing where people go through...